[hinckley buzzard]

If they move to my local, they’ll get tired of having to travel 70 miles to the nearest Starbucks

Don't you get it? Nobody over the age of 60 gives a sweet sh*t about Starbucks. We are all old enough to know that better coffee is found at MickeyD's for a lot less money. Starbucks is for 30-something jerkoff artists who like to pose as adults.

[MSF BU]

You can make it even cheaper with good coffee and a french press.

[SiVisPacemParaBellum]

"Don't you get it? Nobody over the age of 60 gives a sweet sh*t about Starbucks. We are all old enough to know that better coffee is found at MickeyD's for a lot less money. Starbucks is for 30-something jerkoff artists who like to pose as adults."

You haven't spent too much time in Portland or Eugene have you?

The Barnes & Noble/Starbucks look like a geriatric day care center for aged hippies most of the time. City dwellers tend to migrate right back to the cities. I see it happen around here all the time. If you are one of the few that take to the country without bringing the baggage of the city, glad to have you around. I welcome anyone that wants to give up the rat race. I did a few years ago.

BTW...35 miles to the nearest Mickey D's.