[Huebolt]

The French knew how to do one thing correctly, other than ballet of course, and that was:

GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE! GUILLOTINE!

(figuratively speaking? we DO have capital punishment, you know)

[IbJensen]

Roll out the mattresses. Block both houses of Congress. It's revolution I tell you! Man the ramparts and for God's sake don't let your powder get wet.

We'll arrange before hand to have the few conservatives we want on our side to be marked with a psa one-side red star on their foreheads.

By no means let Lindsay (girlie man) and Olympia escape. Put them in the horse-drawn wagon to be carted to the Potomac's edge.

At this time of year it's no doubt very cold so toss them along with the hundreds of others into the cold water.

There. That'll fix 'em.

Oh, by all means don't forget the occupants of the White House. Don't toss the kiddies and save the damned dog. We'll sell him later in order to pay off our national debt.