[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"...the district also prohibits students from possessing anything "that reasonably can be considered a weapon."

Umm....a 2500 lb. motor vehicle can reasonably be considered a weapon. Suspend all students driving motor vehicles.

[Liberty Ship]

And, I have heard, that the human mind is the ultimate weapon. Public Schools are doing a pretty good job of disarming us in that regard, too!