I'd say if Michigan gets 'em (God help us), these terrorists ought to come with a big-ass payout from the Federal government (read: enough money from the other 49 states that us in Michigan wouldn't need to pay income taxes again), over-market buyout of all homes in Standish, and deputizing and arming of all citizens in the area.
Bottom line: our government better not be taking them at cost. This needs to be a mega-millions-scale lottery payout.
My preferred solution is a low-cost in-flight "accident" over the Atlantic, though.
My preferred solution is a low-cost in-flight “accident” over the Atlantic, though.
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2nd that one