[The Comedian]

I will heretofore refer to it as the White Hole.

I've never heard a better label than that. It spews forth unstructured quantum particles and chaotic energy in insane quantities, stolen by the insatiable singularity of its Black counterpart.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[bruinbirdman]

It appears the guy is a confuser whiz.

A couple altered 1s or 0s would mess up the whole project.

Maybe he never wanted the Allah Machine to work? Just keep draining EUros into a black hole.

yitbos

[Sender]

I think the white singularity was best expressed by Ward Cleaver of “Leave It To Beaver”. His after-work dalliances with the newspaper, his doting wife, his 1950’s innocent kids, all point to the blinding white singularity. Or possibly Andy of Mayberry. Or Gomer Pyle. They were completely devoid of hiphop particles. They were so dense that nothing but apple pie and meatloaf could escape. I think Hubblesite.org has a pic of the meatloaf aura.