The state-run media is trumpeting this as their greatest triumph of all time.
I no longer have any faith in our system of government; it has broken down completely. As for me working hard? Forget it; I’m going Galt. Whatever I gotta do to get by, and not one ounce of effort more. And I will hide my potatoes from the commissars, too.
Just shove the potatoes up their tuchuses (sp?) when they come to collect.