[Landru]

"Watch it, pal. I know who you are too. Don't make me kirk you...kirk, (verb): To engage a sentient machine in a dialoge which ends up activatitating a self-destruct or overload condition."

BWWWHAAAA!!! {applause...}

Hey, your stock's gonna go to the Moon 'round here between now & 2010 and possibly beyond. If Laughter's in fact medicine for the soul? You'll have a legit shot at making "Jonas Salk" status 'round here!

Need a manager, TC?
Give ya a great rate. LOL!!

[editor-surveyor]

Think ya know something about comedy?

Yur a joke I tell ya, a joke!

How’s it goin Landru?

[The Comedian]

Give ya a great rate. LOL!!

Aww, shucks, you're too kind.

I only appeal to the very intelligent and geeky. That's why I kick around FR. If you can figure out a way to raise the average intelligence level to the point where I have mass appeal, you'll already be engaged in a human enhancement project so significant that getting a percentage of me will be irrelevent.

And you'll probably be tweaking the parameters of the project so that in addition to boosting the planetary IQ, you'll be making all the hot chicks want you, so you'll be too busy anyway.

And don't tell me you won't do that either, because I know you're not gay.

And if I ran that project, that's totally what I'd do.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.