[The Comedian]

Comedian, more joke box material here! You got serious competition as it seems the ol' tome's really true: Everyone does want to get into the act. LOL!!

OK. Politically incorrect joke competition, eh?

I can do that.

(cracks knuckles)

(deep breath)

Q. How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
A. By sitting down before the last guy gets up.

(rim shot)

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Mercy!!