Reminds me of the Eddie Murphy routine...."People told me not to go to Texas, they're a bunch of racists down there...so I went to Texas just looking for racism, I was at the airport when some attendant asked me if this was my bag, and I yelled, 'OF COURSE IT'S MY MF'ING BAG, MF'ER. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU....A BLACK MAN CAN'T HAVE A SUITCASE?!?!?!'
Saw a black comic on TV and he said he was in LA and wanted to buy a recliner. He went on to say how racist LA was.
So he walks in the store and tells the salesman that he’s looking for a recliner.
The salesman asks “LA-Z-Boy”?
And the guy says, “No, just trying to furnish my apartment.”