Posted on 10/26/2009 8:51:16 AM PDT by Callahan
You have a 7 foot long Anaconda?
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Someone should start a thread on freeper pets.
Haven’t seen one in years!
Then the whole bunch of dogs I’ve pulled from shelters this year has a greater carbon footprint than the SUV I use to go get them.
I like it.
These people are as crazy as crap-house rats. Just thinking about liberals make me run-off at the bowels.
Yes, immediately sign up on the endangered species list....
Given the amount of malodorous gas emitted by my two Labradors, they may be single-handedly responsible for the melting glaciers in Greenland.
Not really. They're on the same page with this.
Animal rights nuts HATE dogs. That's why they're always support breed bans and odious ownership rules. They love anything that makes owning a pet more difficult.
Yes, I have had Ducky for about 5 years and tempermentaly, he is not your typical Ananconda. He’s not yet ‘bitten in anger” LOL.
My new wife is getting accustomed to him, has gotten as far as watching him in a tub (Ducky in the tub) while I clean out his cage.
But no grain needs grown to feed him, and he only eats at most, once a week. His food is shipped frozen, overnight, with a block of dry ice.
Dry ice, being CO2, would that count towards his ‘footprint’? It used to be in the air, but then it was removed, but then returns, I am so confused. ;^)
Advantages to a snake as a pet? No barking at night, doesn’t pee on the floor, doesn’t shed fur all over, no fleas.
(Pulling on Flame suit for incoming dog owners)
What do you keep a snake that large in?
I have a 7’ x 2 1/2’ x 2 1/2’ wood cage with a inset water tub, heat tile and a hide. A 7’ snake actually doesn’t take up much space if he is curled up.
Oh, CUTE!!! I have a little old lady one of those!
Dog For Sale: OR free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Oh Shit!!' Your help will be appreciated....
That’s it. I’ve had all I’m going to take from these people. This is where I draw the line.
And when I get out of Kalifornia and have a house with a yard, I'm going to get a dog! Preferably a collie or a German shepherd, because those are my favorite breeds.
I'm 56 now and I haven't had a dog since I was 19-1/2. Maybe I've saved up enough carbon credits by now? ;)
At the trial, the judge asked him why he did it.
“I was lost in the woods, hungry, I looked up and saw a bird flying overhead. I shot it and ate it. That's all I can say.” he replied.
Well the judge found him “not guilty”, much to the chagrin of the audience and protesters outside the courthouse.
Afterward, on the steps of the courthouse, a reporter stuck a microphone in his face and shouted, “Well, what did it taste like?”
He thought for a moment, and then said, “Kind of a toss between a snowy owl and and a bald eagle.”
Hell yeah!!
I don't recycle either.
Just in from by husband,
If your wife and dog are outside. One is barking to get in the front door, the other is yelling to get in the back. Which one do you let in?
Answer: the dog, because when he comes in at least he will shut up.
With my dog the offending greenhouse gas is methane rather than CO2.
He never misses a chance to post his little lunacy rant.
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