[La Lydia]

My dog weighs 5 pounds. I have to assume that she has the same carbon footprint as a lawn mower. And I’m not giving her up.

[Judith Anne]

My dog has the same carbon footprint as an 18 wheel semi, minimum.

[Dr. Ursus]

I was in New Zealand last year.If I would have known the authors then,I would have killed and eaten them. I could
then claim their carbon offsets!