I don’t see what the UN is so upset about. After all, they love dictators, despots and tyrants. Col. Sanders rules his subjects with the absolute power of life and death. Millions of chickens live or die at his command... Maybe they’re just envious that they haven’t yet achieved the same degree of control over the rest of us...
What I don’t understand is — did the security guard think “The Grilled Nation” was an actual nation and thereby let him in, or did they think that the elderly fellow actually was Colonel Sanders and thereby let him in?