You sure have mellowed over the years. We want the old Laz back!
The Islam Rant has had a few typo’s corrected and has expanded slightly:
I don’t wanna hear anymore about Islam. Hating your religion is a BLESSING and a testament to God, since Islam is a devil-worship religion of goatherding homosexual woman-haters. You worship a big black rock like a bunch of f***ing retards, and I’m convinced that you didn’t evolve into human beings, but rather the planet Earth shat you out. Take your religion and shove it up your asses.... it will smell better than the typical mosque. Hell is reserved for you scum-laden flea-bearded nasty vile degenerates, and even Satan would find you distasteful. Tell us why shovelling you all into ovens wouldn’t be a good idea? OH! I know! You’d offend the shovel! I’m sick of all you towel-headed suicide-bombing murderous lowlife. What kind of religion is this? What kind of world are you living in? You all think that Camels are high-technology, rip the sex organs off your women, and shake hands with the hand you s**t in because you are too G****d backwards to figure out that whole toilet-paper thing. Your pedophile prophet Mohammad was a sun-baked psychiatric patient with a prediliction for 9-year-old girls, a drug habit, and a lust for killing innocents. Bits of feces on a white rug has more intelligence than you monkey-faced, vile Moon-worshiping homicidal maniacs. I would cut all your throats and sing while doing it, considering any missed throats as a missed opportunity. Hey, payback is a bitch, isn’t it? After all, your Komic Strip Koran ADVOCATES sawing the heads off of innocent people. I’m surprised the Koran isn’t all pictures, after all, only a handful of you freakish killers can read worth a damn. The reason you haven’t figured out indoor plumbing yet is that you all chant verses from that hideous throwback document, the Koran — which is a book of hate — until you have numbed your brain to the point that you drool. You need deportation, off the planet Earth outright. Your Koran makes you believe you can ‘mercy kill’ young women just because they are woman.... but of course, it also makes sense to me that your woman are covered up in blankets most of the time, since most of your women look like Ron Jeremy. Your terrorism that you hold up so proudly is a sign of your sniveling cowardice, and every single insurgent we kill usually has brown s**t stains in their bloody trousers, because you lack the shrivelled balls to stand up to REAL MEN — normally, you cockroaches hide behind women and children because you are too scared to fight like men. You say pigs are unclean, but I would rather drink pig urine than share this globe with you. Your pathetic, small-dicked existence makes us projective vomit. Sharia law is a horrible, evil little dark stain on the body of the legal world, and makes you believe that women are property, that homosexuality is normal, that lying is okay and that breaking contracts is par for the course. Make no mistake about it, your shitstain little comedy writing that you call Koran is not a document of freedom. The Koran is a document of psychosis and your Allah is the Devil. Not enough bad stuff can happen to Muslims. It should be a felony in every country to BE a Muslim. If I had the choice between terminal brain cancer and becoming Islamic, I would choose the cancer. See, if the cancer ate away all of my brain, I would still be smarter than a Muslim goat-f***ing, sun-addled, chanting Death Cultist.