Susan, take a deep breath. Close your eyes. Now open them slowly.
Now tell us very, very slowly - What color is the sky?
Oh?
...and how many of those suns do you see up there?
Really? That many?!?
The next thing you feel will be the KittyZot - it only hurts for a moment.....
(Don’t get me wrong - We’d all probably rather live in your world - but we don’t.)
By the way, research has shown that Susan is the long-lost grandchild of Malachi Constant, hero of Vonnegut’s “Sirens of Titan” and as such has been living in a Chrono Synclastic Infundibulum for the bulk of her adult life.
This has not inhibited her education. She currently holds the James Joyce Chair of Law at Ulysses University, located at Finnegan’s Wake in Dublin.
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!