[Rafterman]

I sometimes wonder if people put stuff like this on the FreeRepublic to make us look like morons.

No joke.

[GodGunsGuts]

That’s a metal detector, and it detects metal. Typical darwiniac mistake.

You could at least conceivably detect that crap with your nose...unless of course you are a Temple of Darwin fanatic, in which case you wouldn’t pick up on it, because the crap would smell the same as your normal surroundings.