There's much to be said for keeping tradition alive...
“My ancestors shot revenuers over much less...”
Mine helped overthrow a King for far less....
Be wary of strong drink, for it can cause you to shoot at tax collectors-— and MISS...
Shooting tax collectors is an honorable American tradition. Pass it on to your children and grandchildren, unto the fifteenth generation!!!
(I think the first is Heinlein and the second started out as his til I modified it, filed off the serial numbers and claimed it for mine!)