I have never claimed to belonging to any particular Christian denomination. Am I Roman Catholic? Perhaps. Episcopalian? Maybe. But I am a Christian, and I will not give you the satisfaction of submitting to your rectal exam to assess the TRVE NATVRE of my faith.
Only a God-hating satanist or evo-atheist would equate being asked if they profess Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior with a rectal exam. Get behind me imposter!