I now use a Mac.
That is a non-reply. Your entire line of argument here seems to be "my memories of my Navy training are superior to the actual situation that happened on an Army base." Disgusting comments from someone who not only wasn't there, but who clearly lacks not only the complete transcript of the events, but any ability to visualize the situation. But please, don't let the door hit your ego on the way out of this discussion, sailor.