Or my favorite, I carry a Gun because a Cop is too heavy.
“As the old saying goes, When seconds count, the Police will be there in minutes.”
Touche. It does take us a few minutes to go on scene. Once there though we try to do our jobs. At least we do in the department I retired from. Did we make mistakes? Darned right we did, but we tried to learn from them so they wouldn’t be repeated.