To: COUNTrecount
> Men should urinate outside on their compost heaps to help fertilise their gardens and save on flushing the lavatory, the National Trust has urged.
Don’t waste it on compost heaps: instead pee on the roses. They thrive on the nitrates and will reward your efforts with amazing blooms.
It’s true.
6 posted on
11/13/2009 6:52:26 AM PST by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: DieHard the Hunter
too bad all of my Roses are in my front yard... :P
To: DieHard the Hunter
My roses are right by the fence; my neighbors on that side already irritated with me, maybe because I take the laundry out (to the laundry room in the detached garage) in my underwear all the time. We have those chain link fences that are about 4 feet high, and do nothing to hide my pale, pale booty.
So yeah, I pee in a cup and dump it, remembering always to dilute.
To: DieHard the Hunter
Who knew Billy Carter had it right all along?
45 posted on
11/13/2009 7:29:33 AM PST by
wrench
To: DieHard the Hunter
If you want a REALLY good source of nitrates....a human body is a fantastic source. It's an old Agatha Christie plot tool - the wide, gorgeous blooms of a rose bush nutured and fed by a body buried underneath. And if you can get an ObamaCare democrat by himself.....
GYAH! The voices! Where are my pills!
54 posted on
11/13/2009 7:44:33 AM PST by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: DieHard the Hunter
When we lived in Berkeley 40 years ago, I had a beautiful camellia bush in the back yard. My neighbor (who had a birdseye view of our postage stamp yard from her kitchen) assured me that the reason that particular bush was so beautiful was because the previous owner peed on it every night after dinner.
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