Washington, D.C., Wins V.D. Triple Crown--Leads Nation in Syphilis, Gonorrhea and Chlamydia Rates

cns news ^ | November 17, 2009 | Pete Winn

[albie]

They also lead in mental disorders.

[dljordan]

Well, it does have the nations largest collection of whores and perverts.

[TommyTrojan]

Didn’t realize that Bill Clinton’s sphere of influence was so wide.

[Never on my watch]

That should wane with Teddy’s passing.

[Califreak]

insert picture of Barney Frank here

[mlizzy]

Another Sodom or Gomorrah ...

[votemout]

DC also has the highest instances of hoof n’ mouth disease.

[a fool in paradise]

The District of Columbia had a Chlamydia rate of 1,177 cases per 100,000 people--almost three times the rate of its neighbors, Virginia (405) and Maryland (439).

Well YOU try to keep down STD rates on your block with Congress critters in YOUR backyard!

[Mr. K]

And that just on Capital Hill!!

*rimshot*

Thanks again folks, I’ll be here all week- try the veal

[a fool in paradise]

Ted Kennedy Claimed to Have Slept with over 1,000 Women (Cleveland Leader 10/8/08)

That man should have a veneral disease named after him "I'm sorry to inform you, you have Ted Kennedy Disease"

Please give to the Ted Kennedy Disease Fund.

[NotSoModerate]

And never forget, they lead the world in $20 bills tainted with cocaine.

[Gay State Conservative]

I’m stunned.I would have bet that Malibu would hold the record in all three categories.

[Carl LaFong]

An update of an old saying: “Washington-First in STDs and last in the National League.”

[Billthedrill]

“We’re number one! We’re number one! We’re number one!”

[SonnyBubba]

Syphilis, Gonorrhea and Chlamydia. Aren’t those the three most popular names for babies born in DC?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

so’s his ahole

[behzinlea]

And just about to legalize gay marriage, too!

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆MANGLED GENITALS PING☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[jim35]

“Didn’t realize that Bill Clinton’s sphere of influence was so wide.”

Snort! LOL!!!