The TOP TEN CITIES are:
1. Belgrade, Serbia
2. Montreal, Canada
3. Buenos Aires, Argentina
4. Dubai, United Arab Emirates
5. Thessaloniki, Greece
6. La Paz, Bolivia
7. Cape Town, South Africa
8. Baku, Azerbaijan
9. Auckland, New Zealand
10. Tel Aviv, Israel
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The TOP TEN CITIES are:
1. Belgrade, Serbia — because they’re wi-i-i-ld and krezzy guys.
2. Montreal, Canada — oui, eh?
3. Buenos Aires, Argentina — i get it.
4. Dubai, United Arab Emirates — the Vegas of the muslim world; I get it.
5. Thessaloniki, Greece — they do the bazooka like Zorba?
6. La Paz, Bolivia — it is not possible to have fun in this turd-pot.
7. Cape Town, South Africa — stay up all night, get blasted, get AIDS.
8. Baku, Azerbaijan — you have got to be kidding me.
9. Auckland, New Zealand — fun loving people
10. Tel Aviv, Israel — party like there’s no tomorrow, because that may be the case.
I understand that these days wandering around Cape Town is sort of like wandering around the Bronx in the 70’s or Miami in the 80’s (although slightly less safe than either)