“Man, I am so glad I was never successful digging to China when I was a kid.”
You got that right, my friend. Plus, I was always afraid that some Chinaman wearing a conical straw hat would pop his head out and pull me through to become a slave laborer...scared the bejeesus out of me...
I’m glad I never thought it through to that end or I may not have slept.
“but two kilometers or so down in most places there are these incredibly hot rocks”......
How did this dumbass dunce win anything???
Actually, I was just trying to find a quick way of getting food that I left on my plate to the Chinese in a hurry. Little did I know that it would have been barbeque.