BREAKING: SUV Runs Into Indianapolis Day Care Center

ABC / AP ^ | 12/03/09 | AP

[Fawn]

Three guesses:

Cell phone abuse
old MAN
sudden jihad syndrome

[Hoosier Catholic Momma]

Judging by the responses on the thread, I wonder how many people actually read the article. The cops were chasing a couple of guys who had just committed armed robbery. No cell phone distraction, no jihad, no confused old person behind the whell.

[Hoosier Catholic Momma]

whell=wheel

[JennysCool]

Yeah, I wondered that, too. I know “killer SUV” jokes are a staple around here, but this one looked to be more serious than most.

[Brytani]

Good Lord. Prayers that no innocents were hurt or killed.

[ryan71]

I hope they remembered to read the SUV it’s Miranda Rights.

[ryan71]

Since they did not mention the color of the SUV it was probably black.

[Drew68]

Judging by the responses on the thread, I wonder how many people actually read the article. The cops were chasing a couple of guys who had just committed armed robbery. No cell phone distraction, no jihad, no confused old person behind the wheel.

And I’d be willing to bet it wasn’t Jihadis who robbed the Dollar General.

[wac3rd]

Those wacky Amish!

[org.whodat]

What kind of tennis shoes was he wearing. Old SUV gets around don’t he!!!

[org.whodat]

What kind of tennis shoes was he wearing. Old SUV gets around don’t he!!!

[goldstategop]

SUV decided for no reason to attack kids. BAN THE SUV NOW!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus