[The Comedian]

AP Headline:

Dozens of Racist Teabaggers Protest Black Attorney General

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Sergeant Tim]

You know, we actually heard rumblings to that effect from the Left. Strange how they cling to that expression, the party of BJ and Monica; they are the Beavis and Butthead Party.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I see you know the A P modus operandi ;-)