Today in Chicago is very likely the warmest day in recorded history for this day.......See it’s easy just make stuff up!!
My mom in Iowa is expecting 12-15 inches of glorious warmth today...
Today, for the 234th consecutive day there were more lighning strikes than ever before in Texas. The world will be destroyed by lightning unless you rollerskate to work for the rest of your life.
Guys I work with all agree.