Good backgrounder... see also 'icecap'
This is all propaganda by right-wing-racist naysayers who enjoy seeing poor people in Bangladesh get flooded out by the seas which are expected to rise 1000’s of feet in the next month if we don’t pass cap-and-trade NOW.
Ice Age *ping*
Repeat a lie enough and the average moron won’t be able to tell the difference.
The MSM will explain it this way:
It’s a temporary short term phenomenom. El Nino is causing the Northern Hemisphere to be colder than normal this year. If it wasn’t for global warming, the November ice growth would have been even greater.
must be global warming.
Hope they get the roads cleared tomorrow so I can get on my way again. Tell me about Globull Warming. I could use some.
Al, you pompous ass, I piss in your face. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch.
Have any of the AGW prophets expressed optimism with respect such news?
(Sigh!) It just dipped below zero where I'm sitting. Maybe I'd be a little more receptive to the hazards of Global Warming if I weren't worried about the pipes freezing. And winter's only just started.
It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
Global warming will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Global warming, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
Global warming will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methanphedime in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.
Listen to me. Global warming does not exist.
It cannot do anything to you. But I can. I am sending this message to everyone in the world. Tell your friends, tell your family. If anyone else bothers me with fearmongering concerning Global warming, I will turn hating them into a religion. I will do things to them that would make a horsehead in your bed look like Easter Sunday brunch.
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