[Fiji Hill]

I’m gonna make the next guy who brings Tiger Woods up, swallow a golf ball whole. You can’t escape the guy. Last night a friggin’ bartender asked me what I thought of Tiger Woods. It’s old already.

It was the same with Jon Benet Ramsey a few years ago. I sat down to eat during a layover at an airport when a stranger sitting next to me asked my opinion as to who killed her. I said that it must have been either the KKK or the Mafia. If someone asked me that today, I would blame al-Quaeda.

[Melas]

I understand completely.