Spooky: 1 in 3 Democrats communicate with the dead

WND ^ | 12/14/09 | Chelsea Schilling

[hope]

Democrats are far more in touch with the dead than Republicans and they also visit fortune-tellers more often, a study reveals.

The number of Americans who say they have interacted with a ghost has doubled in the last 13 years, the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life revealed in its "Many Americans Mix Multiple Faiths" report.

[Cicero]

Dead voters, especially.

[Mrs.Z]

Dead voters, no doubt.

[freeangel]

Nah, I think they were voted in BY the dead.

[randomhero97]

Damn, not quick enough. lol

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I have seen the ghost of Lady Liberty floating by recently. She was not happy.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Spooky: 1 in 3 Democrats communicate with the dead

Actually, most democrats are dead from the ass both ways!

[Random Access]

I just checked with my great-great-great-great grandfather. He said that there are no democrats in heaven so he does not know if this is correct or not.

[Stosh]

Here in Chicagoland, 1 in 3 Democrats *are* the dead.

[rockinqsranch]

“Democrats are far more in touch with the dead than Republicans......”

Yeah, we know. Still waiting for advice as to when they will join them.

[Thunder90]

The Zombies don’t eat people’s flesh, they rise up, vote Democrat, and then return to their coffins.

[Julia H.]

I don’t take advice from the dead. Great-great-great-great Grandma Hubbard told me not to.

[VicVega]

Hey libs how is Ted K liking his new digs in HELL?

Prayers for Mary Jo Kopechne.

[ErnBatavia]

Here in Chicagoland, 1 in 3 Democrats *are* the dead.

You Chicago folks are waaaay berong those numbers. Try again.

You gotta go all the way down to Otto to get the numbers in sync.

[ErnBatavia]

how is Ted K liking his new digs in HELL?

I think about that often.....keeps me warm on a cold winters' night.

[DennisR]

Whenever Democrats talk to each other, they are talking to the dead. They might look like they are alive, but the gray matter between their ears is dead. Just how do these people get elected?

[sneakers]

Well, you have to communicate with them if you want them to vote!

(so, I’m a copycat - but great minds think alike!) ;-)

[Lucretia Borgia]

> 1 in 3 Democrats communicate with the dead

Of course they do. How else can they find out how the dead want to vote?

[Lucretia Borgia]

Wow. Did everybody think of this punch line as soon as they saw this title?

[hope]

Yes, but I cannot imagine why!