[Clint N. Suhks]

HEY FUDDIE GUESS WHAT?!!!

I have a huge MAC UPDATE!

You know what I just figured out? It TALKS and it LISTENS!

Like for instance I can highlight anything on a web page and click “speech” and it reads it to me. Which is very helpful because I’m hard of seeing. AND I can teach it keyboard commands! Like I can say “open Window” and it opens a new window. Then I can say “close window” and it closes that window. I can say “what time is it” and it tells me what time it is. I can teach it to do any keyboard operation just by saying it. I can even make it tell me jokes! And the best part! It doesn’t talk back.

ISN’T THAT SO COOL!!!!

[Fudd Fan]

He's here… he's here!
Now… broadcasting from the underground command post...
Deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker...
Somewhere under the brick and steel of a nondescript building,
we have once again made contact with our leader---
MARK LEVIN!!!!!

Thanks to Levinite and FReeper cleveland gop for transcription

[Fudd Fan]

Guess what? My pc does all those things (well it doesn’t talk to me which I really like). All I do is click my mouse and VOILA!

It’s so COOOOL!