can we all chip in and buy a pig-racing track next to the mosque?
How about a huge airlifted cargo of pig intestines dumped on it just as they break ground? Wouldn’t the land be “unclean” then?
That sounds great! We'd have to have Pig stables as well and we could butcher the losing pigs and sell them fresh to supplement income. Too bad the drainage will have problems and leak over into the mosque property.
Im thinking more like a Jimmy Dean sausage plant. Of course they could raise some of the pork for the sausages on site. And the processing would probably aerosolize some of the pork throughout the neighborhood...
“can we all chip in and buy a pig-racing track next to the mosque?”
A dog track would work just as well and bring in more money...