[Recon Dad]

That's because Bourbon distilling is an art form performed by artisans, where as Vodka production is done by underpaid Mexicans in dirt holes just outside of Juarez.

[70th Division]

Ya and in Oak Barrels, which make fine smoking wood one the BBQ. OH you forgot the Ruskies make Wodka. Drinking something made out of a potato does not sound appealing.

[Mr. Lucky]

Years of college research on the effects of consuming large quantities of Rebel Yell bourbon led to the inescapable conclusion that the hangover symptoms were not caused by the alcohol, but rather by General Forrest climbing off the label as soon as you fell asleep, pounding you over the head with the butt end of his sabre and having his horse p*ss in your mouth.