Skip to comments.
Hookers Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
CFP ^
| December 20, 2009
| Joy Tiz
Posted on 12/20/2009 11:01:33 PM PST by bogusname
Members of the world’s oldest profession are infuriated by the relentless and invidious likening of their industry to the world’s second oldest profession. Word on the street, literally, is that hookers are prepared to exact an apology for the defiling of their good names.
Even those not well acquainted with the whoring business should be able to appreciate the asymmetry between a freely bargained for and mutually beneficial exchange, versus extorting taxpayer funds in the service of tyrants.
Paid escorts everywhere are especially aggrieved by the hooker title being conferred upon thoroughly contemptible politicians; including Mary Landrieu and Ben Nelson. Nebraska Democrat Nelson, who was elected on a pro life platform, sold millions of unborn babies in exchange for extravagant tax payer funded perks for his soon to be former home state...
(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: congress; hookers
1
posted on
12/20/2009 11:01:34 PM PST
by
bogusname
To: bogusname
I’ll take their word for it. Who would know politicians better than hookers?
2
posted on
12/20/2009 11:25:38 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Tar & feathers! Pitchforks and torches! ... Get some while supplies last.)
To: bogusname
3
posted on
12/20/2009 11:29:27 PM PST
by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
To: bogusname
I can't say that I blame them, but I am sure tired of the overuse of the word "Offended".
First of all, the only ones we should worry about offending are the ones we love...not every Tom, Dick, and Harry looking to win the lawsuit lottery.
On the other hand, what should what I say or think matter to the "offendee" if s/he is not someone I love?
I think rock stars, TV, and Movies have turned everyday people into attention whores. The crave attention the way an addict craves his drug of choice.
Everyone is looking for "mommy" to soothe their woes and make everything better...maybe that feeling comes from the demise of the American family unity so promoted by the left.
If I "offend" someone, and I sincerely apologize, and they don't accept the apology...then too bad. I'm not their mommy or daddy and that is as "better" as I can make it.
If "being offended" would kill you, I would have been dead the day the kenyan was elected.
4
posted on
12/20/2009 11:33:59 PM PST
by
FrankR
(oBAMA: I'd rather pay higher premiums and live, than sit before your Death Panels and die.)
To: bogusname
Those prostitutes should not take this matter lying down.
Wait... I forgot who I was referring to.
5
posted on
12/21/2009 12:24:25 AM PST
by
gigster
To: TigersEye
The difference between hookers and politicians/lawyers is that there ARE some things a hooker will NOT do for money.
6
posted on
12/21/2009 12:28:30 AM PST
by
dcwusmc
(We need to make government so small that it can be drowned in a bathtub. III OK)
To: gigster
Hmm, a prostitutes fee...(stimulus spending?)
7
posted on
12/21/2009 12:28:51 AM PST
by
bogusname
(Banish All Liberals)
To: bogusname
They should be.
As we have seen, NOTHING is lower than most American politicians.
8
posted on
12/21/2009 1:13:39 AM PST
by
ZULU
(God guts and guns made America great. Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
To: bogusname; All
9
posted on
12/21/2009 1:49:02 AM PST
by
backhoe
(All Across America, the Lights are being relit again...)
To: bogusname
"HOOKERS OFFENDED" Well I do Declare. . . . .
10
posted on
12/21/2009 2:16:06 AM PST
by
DeaconRed
(Eeverythings Broken (RL Burnside) Applies to our current situation)
To: bogusname
Hookers are politically in the know?
Who Knew?
A whole new voting base.
Escort Elite Republicans
or
Down on the Donkey Democrats
11
posted on
12/21/2009 2:19:45 AM PST
by
Global2010
(Strange We Can Believe In)
To: bogusname
Hookers Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician Pond Scum Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
Weasels Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
Hyenas Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
Vultures Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
Dirt Balls Offended By Comparisons to Politician
Thieves Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
Rapists Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
Traitors Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
Amoebae Deeply Offended By Comparisons to Politician
12
posted on
12/21/2009 2:29:10 AM PST
by
markomalley
(Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus)
To: markomalley
13
posted on
12/21/2009 2:32:18 AM PST
by
bogusname
(Banish All Liberals)
To: bogusname
President Reagan pointed out the similarity between the oldest and second-oldest professions. They both work under cover of darkness.
I think the oldest have more ethics.
14
posted on
12/21/2009 4:59:14 AM PST
by
RoadTest
(Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. John 3:3)
To: bogusname
President Reagan pointed out the similarity between the oldest and second-oldest professions.
They both work under cover of darkness.
I think the oldest have more ethics, though. For one thing, it’s their own bodies they’re selling, not someone else’s.
15
posted on
12/21/2009 5:01:16 AM PST
by
RoadTest
(Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. John 3:3)
To: bogusname
President Reagan pointed out the similarity between the oldest and second-oldest professions.
They both work under cover of darkness.
I think the oldest have more ethics, though. For one thing, it’s their own bodies they’re selling, not someone else’s.
16
posted on
12/21/2009 5:01:16 AM PST
by
RoadTest
(Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. John 3:3)
To: bogusname
17
posted on
12/21/2009 5:02:02 AM PST
by
mewzilla
(Rick Santelli for Man of the Year!)
To: bogusname
18
posted on
12/21/2009 5:16:04 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Free the Navy Seals)
To: dcwusmc
That must be why the elect hookers to office in Italy.
It's their way of limiting government.
19
posted on
12/21/2009 11:31:33 AM PST
by
TigersEye
(Tar & feathers! Pitchforks and torches! ... Get some while supplies last.)
To: 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ALlRightAllTheTime; ...
20
posted on
12/21/2009 4:50:10 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Don't eat your dog; eat obnoxious, liberal humans to save the planet!)
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
