Report: ACORN hasn't violated fed regulations

politicon ^ | 12-23-09 | Jake Sherman

[WOBBLY BOB]

A Congressional Research Service report commissioned by the House Judiciary Committee says ACORN hasn't violated any federal regulations the past five years. The report, released by Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers's, D-Mich., staff Tuesday evening, also reports that the undercover filmmakers that allegedly caught employees of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now breaking the law may have violated state law in their filming operation.

[WOBBLY BOB]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the HOUSE,
The Judiciary Committee hid from ACORN like a frightened mouse.

Teenage hookers were shipped into the Committee with care,
To play with the Democrats without underwear.

The Judiciary Committee were all snug in their beds,
With smiles on their faces, and said “Boy, were we fed”.

Chairman John Conyers with a hooker on his lap,
Swore to ACORN, “We’ll beat this rap”.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
It was the rest of the committee climbing up ACORN’s ladder.

“Away with the truth” cried Conyers with a flash,
“Bring me more hookers, you know the ACORN trash”!

The films that were taken made quite a show,
And shone light on the ACORN corruption below.

When what to a thinker’s wondering mind should appear,
But Obama was ACORN’s legal counsel reindeer.

With a rotten old mind so nasty and sick,
we knew he’d protect ACORN and protect them quick!

[MrB]

What was his name? Crispus Attucks?

They want to make these kids into a rallying cry for Rev2?

[jimt]

Advising people how to cheat on their federal taxes isn’t “breaking any regulations” ????

The fix is clearly in.

[Lazamataz]

HOLY COW! JOHN CONYERS! Now... theres a credible source....

[onyx]

That’s a fact. Civil war redux.