Oh yeah? Just get out your constitution and see where it establishes this as a Christian Nation. Its right here in Article ... um... I’m looking for it ... gotta be here somewhere.... [nervous laughter] ...mmmm... I’ll have to get back to ya on that...
But it is, just take everyone’s word for it.
Having trouble finding it? It's in there keep looking.
I'll check back later to see if we need to bail you out.