Ouch!!!!!!!
Maybe he still got a Darwin Award.
Que the piano......
Great Balls of Fire!!!!
Both were sewn into the student’s underwear so they would be near his testicles and unlikely to be detected, he told agents....”
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“Test...um...nuts roasting on a open fiiiiiiire”. Seriously, tho......I hope he suffers like HELL! I hope nurses withdraw the morphine.