Idiots swim into baited croc trap

Northern Territory News ^ | 27th December 2009 | Nadja Hainke

[Drango]

The image of the three drongos risking their lives...

That's NOT how I spell my name.

[Slings and Arrows]

Close the trap and leave 'em in. Chum's expensive.

[Oztrich Boy]

I take it "drongo" is Australian for "morons"?

There is a bird, the Speckled Drongo, of somewhat random behaviour, but it was also the name of an unsuccessful racehorse of the 1920s. Never last, but close enough to the money to keep him racing and for punters to notice and believe that he was due to win or place.

He never did. You can imagine the post-race comments of the punters who had believed that this was the time.

[metmom]

Empty champagne bottles no doubt, which would explain a lot.

[STD]

That's nothing, I went to the Temple Mount and cussed out Yassir Araafat in 1996. The next time must have pushed him over the edge. When 'the Dozer' decided to go to the Temple Mount next, the Intifada was brewed up by Yassir.

Too bad the crocs aren't as picky as the Arabs are about getting Intl. Aid checks and payments to risk myrtyrdoom. Boom