Janet Napolitano has solved the problem. In the future, no one named Mrs. O’Leary will be permitted to own a cow.
Janet Napolitano has solved the problem. In the future, all people milking cows will be required to sit on their stools for 60 minutes before commencing milking in order to set the cow at ease. Milk pails must be stowed in the storage compartments prior to beginning milking. And the Milking Security Agency will have Milking Inspectors will walk through all stalls to enforce the new rules prior to each milking.