Affirmative Action Kenyamerican Denies Facts, Causes Laughter, Concern
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
***...after smuggling a pound of high explosives and a detonator into an interrogation room in his rectum.***
Rectum? Shoot, it killed’em!
>a pound of high explosives and a detonator into an interrogation room in his rectum.
The answer is simple...Start profiling these muslim whackjobs.
If the sickness moves to another stereotype then profile them next. Repeat as needed.
When is he ever going to learn. A leader of the country does NOT make any statement of specifics until all the facts are in and ALL departments have been heard from.....A statement like: Agencies are now investigating ALL avenues, who the perp’s contact are and we will keep the public posted when the appropriate time comes.
“President Obama referred to Mr. Abdulmutallab as an “isolated extremist,” and Ms. Napolitano said there was “no indication” that the attack was “part of anything larger,”
Comments from the same administration whose response to all of this is to keep passengers from going to the bathroom for an hour prior to landing.
AND, from the same Obama that told us that the resolution to high gas prices and fuel shortages was to check the air in our tires.
Obama is America’s First Failed Black Pres-dent..... and proof that AA doesn’t work.
It doesn’t take too much imagination to predict that the Islamist nutjobs will soon be using their women with bombs in their privates just daring American authorities to search under their burkas.
CAIR and the ACLU will be standing by with their lawyers.
He dreamed this all up by himself
He bought the PETN at Home Depot
He figured out the trigger mechanism by reading Newsweek
He "vacationed" in Yemen for a month (nothing to see here, folks), and all he did was sit by the pool and get lap dances
He figured out the binary explosive mechanism and did all the designing and sewing of the actual bomb by himself
That really wasn't an accomplice who got him past the gate without a passport
Somehow (mysteriously), his underwear exploded
No "plot" here to see, folks. Move along, just move along,... a lone wolf,... an isolated extremist, ... whatever,... nothing to see here,... just move along....
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What a coincidence - just like the shoe bomber, the bomb didn’t go off. After the shoe bomber, everyone had to remove their shoes. But this is the underwear bomber, so the alternative is going to be these fancy new full body nude imaging scanners which they absolutely, cross their heart promise with never record any information after the scan turns up negative, and besides, the alternative is letting them check your underwear...
you first, young lady, that’s it, don’t be nervous, step right up here in front of the screen...
(hey Fred, get a look at this gorgeous babe - we gotta upload it to the Net...)
I guess we'll all have to drop trou in order to pass Security, from now on.
Affirmative Action Kenyamerican Denies Facts, Causes Laughter, Concern
Seriously? he thought this thing all up himself? A spoiled rich kid decided to visit Yemen on vacation? His dad lied when he said he was communicating with bad guys? He researched that the explosive would not be detected himself? He purchased the explosives himself? He created the device himself? He tailored his own blow-up undies? He ran the dry-runs all himself? He figured out that Amsterdam was the only place w/o air marshals himself? He chose Detroit himself?
Seriously? Seriously? Calling this embarrassment of a man “a box of rocks” is an insults to rocks and boxes.