[goodnesswins]

WOW>..that makes me feel LOTS better......cough...cough...

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Never waste a crisis.

Perceived, or real........

[Repeal The 17th]

how do they know how many people live in each house?
does every mailbox just get a big handful?
or what?

[jacknhoo]

I’d feel better with Fed Ex or UPS, etc...the post office is the least efficient.

[Errant]

Sounds like a job for ACORN...

[Repeal The 17th]

or maybe they could get the paperboy could do it?
he is by here very early in the morning
and he also shows up 7 days a week...

[MamaDearest]

That’ll work out well. I still haven’t received a Christmas card from my son and his wife that they mailed three weeks ago. Do you suppose it’ll ever arrive or that the post office really cares?

[davetex]

This has to be satire, the USPS? Come on, what can brown do for you?

[ColdOne]

God help us should this happen. That H1N1 shots have gone so smoothly

[Lion Den Dan]

Our delivery is pretty good except when it snows or rains and makes mud. Then, fergedaboudit.

[Cobra64]

[Mobties]

The Post Office is run for the benefit of its employees. Somehow, I doubt that adding this task will be met with anything short of a total SNAFU, particularly if it occurs during periods of snow, rain, heat, gloom of night, wind, humidity, bright sunshine, falling leaves, accumulated sick days, or any other condition constituting a valid excuse for avoiding picking up a calzone

My guess is that one is more likely to catch the anthrax disease from the visit of a postal employee in such an event. Getting the right dosage for the cure and getting it in time and for the number of people in your house or apartment is “above the pay grade” of the “mailpersons” in my zip code.

[Ezekiel]

Obamacare goes postal. Mail carriers as neighborhood pharma cysts. No deliveries on New Years though, or MLK Day, or...

Okay no need to be cynical these care packages of life will arrive safely with the proper postage affixed.

Take your meds.

[freeangel]

Sure, I can just see all those efficient and patriotic postal wokers coming into work and delivering this stuff.

[afraidfortherepublic]

During the last anthrax scare, it was the Postal Service that spread the disease!

[SuperLuminal]

Prioritized listing of addresses to which medicine will be allocated:

1. George Soros and associates;
2. WH staff and families;
3. Demoncrat House & Senate members and families;
4. High-dollar campaign contributors and families;
5. ACORN personnel;
6. Members of the American Communist Party & families;
7. Gays & lesbians; and,
8. Registered demoncrat voters in "blue" counties.

Explicitly excluded from all mail deliveries in case of attack:

• All "red" counties;
• Wasilla, Alaska;
• Military bases both at home and overseas;
• All registered gun owners;
• Non-RINO GOP members and families;
• Senior citizens over the age of 60; and,
• All members of Free Republic.

Tick....Tock....

[blueplum]

I thought using the USPS has Always been part of the plan to distribute any vaccines/anti-gunk stuff anyway....so what makes it so new all of a sudden?

[stboz]

Why do I immediately think "Rainbow Six?"

Is the cure worse than the disease?

[4mybiz]

Anthrax scare. The next pandemic.

Will it come in a red capsule or blue capsule?

Forgive me if I seem a little, er, paranoid. Excuse me while I go close the blinds.

[Rannug]

In the year 2525, a resident of the Central Metropolitan Complex receives a package and asks What the hell is anthrax vacine