[Josephat]

You are so right. Think about it; pigs are cheap, they have incredibly sensitive noses, and, most importantly, those crazy islamists fear nothing more than dying with a pig. Every flight should have a pig and that pig should be obvious to everyone who boards the plane. Pot belly pigs weigh about 50 lbs and would take up very little space on board. They should also be used at our embassies and military bases. Perhaps we could eliminate the members of our military who are inclined to follow the lead of they guy who shot up Fort Hood. Enough of this PC crap; it is going to kill a lot of good people for the benefit of the monsters that are trying to kill us.

[Yaelle]

I like the flying with a pig on every flight. That whole “eat a ham sandwich before boarding” kinda put off those of us who keep kosher. But I’ll fly with Porky, no problem!