Breathalyzers before flying and no more in-flight drinks.
Same goes for the passengers too.
ROTF!
Flying Drunk: The True Story Of A Northwest Airlines Flight, Three Drunk Pilots, And One Man's Fight For Redemption
March 8, 1990: An intoxicated three-man crew, including Flight Engineer Joseph Balzer, fly a Northwest Airlines Boeing 727 with 91 passengers aboard from Fargo, North Dakota to Minneapolis, Minnesota.
July 25, 1990: All three pilots stand trial for flying a commercial airliner while under the influence of alcohol; all three are convicted and sent to federal prison.
July 26, 1990 - present: Joe Balzer fights for redemption and to regain all that he has lost. Flying Drunk is his story.
LOL - The funniest post I've seen today. Thanx.