Posted on 01/10/2010 3:08:51 PM PST by nwrep
set some traps. Not bear traps but a hole in the ground covered with netting and leaves would be interesting.
I thought about putting out some trip wires but I’d probably be the one getting tripped up in the dark.
This will be pretty easy because there are two choke points in the yard. Son and neighbor will enter one and flush he/she/it into me waiting at the other.
Here’s to a man that loves his wife!
God bless you.
I sre will be interesting.
You can listen to all of the interesting stuff in court when he sues the guy that dug the hole.
Got to start proof reading.
That was supposed to be “It sure will be interesting”.
Thanks for sharing this article on PC in the UK gone wild.
Thank God for the American Revolution and the Bill of Rights. That is, as long as we have the will to fight to keep our right.
yeah I know. But it would be funny as hell.
Maybe instead just thorny bushes and dog doo.
Happy Hunting!
During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, the wealthy were often preyed upon, because if accused of an offense, their wealth could be confiscated, often by their official accuser.
So the wealthy soon learned that they could put on retainer a low order member of the clergy, who would, if questioned, assert that the wealthy were not in variance. That he might make freely on the larder, the wine cellar, and the servant girls, was just seen as the price of insurance.
So, in the case of Britain, if the law does not allow you to defend yourself against violent criminals, the obvious solution is to subcontract your self-defense to an individual unafraid of the law, for what ever reason.
Granted this individual, hereafter referred to as “Thug”, will need to live nearby, and will likely cost a pretty penny, being on retainer for 24/7. But, at least, much of the cost will be offset, when a violent, crazy, rapist and killer appears at your door, and after a brief call, “Thug” appears, with a large, blunt object, then uses it to insure that Mister violent crazy will trouble no one other than NHS nurses for the next six months or so. Entertainment of that sort is expensive.
Of course, when the police and other public services arrive, to scrape up the much-worse-for-wear violent crazy, you can almost truthfully assert that you didn’t know who conferred with violent crazy, but that he should be easy to find, as seven foot tall Eskimos, wearing a bright pink jumpsuit, and wielding a silver plated knobkerry, are uncommon in Britain. And best of luck catching the fiend.
"No problem, Officer, my plan was to leave one knife in each thug's heart, not to keep carrying the 'offensive weapons'."
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