[with FIVE different “personalities”.]
1) I have a headache
2) The garbage hasn’t been taken out, AGAIN!
3) Do I look fat in these jeans?
4) You hate my mother.
5) I’ll take every dime you have in the divorce.
1) I have a headache 2) The garbage hasn’t been taken out, AGAIN! 3) Do I look fat in these jeans? 4) You hate my mother. 5) I’ll take every dime you have in the divorce
How about: I hate Pick n Pull
I hate Home Depot.
“2) The garbage hasn’t been taken out, AGAIN!” I got that one so often in my first marriage, now that I’m a single guy I’ve learned to package the trash is such a way that I only have to take it out to the rubbish bin once per week. Even coffee grinds get placed into a water tight container like an empty jar due for disposal or a used ziplock baggie. Just think, I might still be married if I’d taught that wife to handle rubbish efficiently! ... or maybe not.