[sergeantdave]

“Of course stepping over the bodies of the tyrants and their collaborators will be something of an aerobic workout...”

Never happen. Conservative patriots don’t litter. The bodies of tyrants and their collaborators would be stacked like cordwood as far as the eye can see.

[The Comedian]

The bodies of tyrants and their collaborators would be stacked like cordwood as far as the eye can see

Yeah, but unless they are considerate enough to line up like cheerleaders when we engage, we're going to have to stack them after the fact. And yes, I am all in favor of arranging them so that it is easy to procure a good foothold as you traverse the stacks. But like everything else they do, the collectivists won't stack up well.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.