[The Comedian]

there are 12 BILLION rounds of ammo in the hands of said Americans.

So remember, don't cheap out on ammo and possibly cheat yourself out of a victory:

Double tap early, and often.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[stockpirate]

I don’t know, double tap with my 12ga would be way over kill. My #2 steel shot does a lot of damage.