I am convinced that half the laws passed by France over the last 200 years are about the concept of “Being French.” It’s a country whose #1 activity is navel gazing.
#2 is smoking.
#3 is smoking while thinking about what it means to be French.
#4 is smoking while thinking about what it means to be French and eating cheese.
I’m a fan of #1...
“And just because I am chained to the tree, doesn’t mean I can’t bark at the porch!”