Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
We saw the cutest puppy the other day. He was solid white except for a small black splotch of hair on his back just above his hip, and a black “mask” over his eyes that looked exactly like the mask in your signature picture.
He would have made the perfect pet for you. : )