Hugo Chavez: A U.S. Weapons Test Caused The Haitian Earthquake

The Business Insider ^ | 1-20-2010 | Vince Veneziani

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Hugo Chavez: A U.S. Weapons Test Caused The Haitian Earthquake

Vince Veneziani
Jan. 20, 2010, 4:02 PM

Russia Today is reporting that Venezuelan dictator Huge Chavez claims the recent earthquakes in Haiti were caused by the United States.

More specifically, he claims the U.S. Navy used a weapon that was powerful enough to induce earthquakes. You can watch the video below and draw your own conclusion.

[snip]

[domenad]

Uh Hugo, if you really believed that you’d have to wear a diaper 24/7, because you’d be crapping your pants that the US was going to “cause” an earthquake, and then show up with “aid”.

[A_perfect_lady]

Pat Robertson is off the hook now. Well, no, wait... half the world will actualy BELIEVE Chavez.

[Patrick1]

That’s right Hugo and according to the schedule I have from DOD we have one scheduled for this afternoon outside Caracas.

[A_Former_Democrat]

LOL this guy is so delusional he needs to get in bed with Sean Penn.

Oh wait, he already has.

[JPG]

You’re right, Hugo. Bye-bye, Venezuela in 5-4-3-2-1.

[max americana]

So it wasn’t Bush’s fault?

[The_Media_never_lie]

‘Bout as plausible as man made global warming.

[Dallas59]

Lol.

[Da Coyote]

Chavez is so stupid he could be our president.

[6ppc]

So it wasn’t Bush’s fault?

In your dreams! It was obviously Rove's earthquake machine, so it goes without saying that it was Bush's fault!

[Ditto]

Pat Robertson is off the hook now. Well, no, wait... half the world will actualy BELIEVE Chavez.

What about that knuckle head actor who said it was global warming that caused the quake?

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Idiot alert!

[pray4liberty]

Hugo does not understand American politics. There is no re-election value in leveling Haiti.

[Reaganesque]

Sounds like he’s auditioning for a job at MSNBC.

[Dallas59]

Stupider than Gibbs?

[dfwgator]

[Ditto]

Chavez is so stupid he could be our president.

I don't know about that, but he defiantly could have his own show on MSNBC.

[mreerm]

see...lefties everywhere just make stuff up.

it’s what they do...........

[Pentagon Leatherneck]

Pugsley, Just shut up please.

KTHANXBAI

TC

[SJSAMPLE]

Danny Glover, who, by the way, is a BIG FAN of Chavez.

[FearlessFreep]

He saw the contrails.

[SamuraiScot]

Por qué no te callas?

One of the best lines in history. As I recall, he put a little extra emphasis on that last word. That's why you have kings.

[ColdOne]

Oh I thought HUgo and Zer0 were buddy’s....?

[saganite]

I tried to post the story yesterday making this claim but it’s from a source FR doesn’t allow. Seems Chavez has taken up the nonsense. I’ll post the link to the article. I don’t think the mods will have a problem with that. If it is a problem please delete this post.

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1322.htm

[GranTorino]

Maybe he can take all the refugees they are sending here sense we are so evil.

[Doomonyou]

It's true, I know it.

[A message]

Keith Olbermann, Hugo Chavez, Ed Schultz, is there a lick of difference between them when it comes to opening their mouths and saying amazingly stupid stuff.

There has got be be this guy out there that writes stuff for leftist morons.

[Marty62]

The DSMIV needs a new disorder.

Commie/Fascist/Socialist:

Exibited by incomprehensible fantasies and delusions

[Allegra]

More specifically, he claims the U.S. Navy used a weapon that was powerful enough to induce earthquakes.

LOL - right.

Hey, Hugo, look out....Caracas is next! :)

[rod1]

Wow if that were true we could run quake right through Hugo’s house. Sleep tight Hugo.

[Pontiac]

The trio lingered nearby and were arrested by police after a neighbor reported men in masks carrying weapons near the store.

That earth quake was supposed to be at 15 miles deep.

Wow our bombs are pretty dad stuff. Chaves had better look out we’re pretty tough!

[discostu]

Just how much dope does Chavez smoke?

[The Comedian]

No Hugo, you fat little savage. It wasn't a US government weapons test.

It was a weapons test by one of our brighter 2nd graders.

Our US government weaponry would make you beg for the relief of eternity in Hell.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Pontiac]

sorry about the misplaced post.

I am pretty tired right about now.

[cranked]

Runs hand-in-hand with the conspiracy theory that the US, via weapons testing, caused the Indonesian tsunami(s) event....how quaint and original, huh?

[Gondring]

Uh Hugo, if you really believed that you’d have to wear a diaper 24/7, because you’d be crapping your pants that the US was going to “cause” an earthquake, and then show up with “aid”.

[NEMDF]

The good thing is that no one in Haiti will hear it, right along there with 0bama’s several speeches in which he wanted to speak directly to the people of Haiti... like they were all sittin’ in the family room watching the big screen havin’ a cold one.

[ravingnutter]

Hugo, Hugo, Hugo...don't you realize that if we could actually manufacture an earthquake, the epicenter would be directly under your palace.

[Ben Mugged]

Hugo and Joe Biden should get a comedy act together and take it on the road.

[Ev Reeman]

It is these kinds of statements that make reasonable people all over the world think that socialists/communists are complete insane dumbshits and assholes.

Chavez is nuts. Maybe syphillis is rotting his degenerate brain.

[ReneeLynn]

Yes, we’ve got a nude bomb too.

[HangnJudge]

Must be a variant on Cheney's Weather Machine
The Last Version of Satan on Earth to Socialists

Yes this is sarcasm

[massgopguy]

OH NO!!! IT’S THE HALIBURTON EARTHQUAKE MACHINE!

[PMAS]

This guy is gold !

[DoughtyOne]

Bring the net Larry, we’ve got a live one.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Chavez is so stupid, he could be a liberal.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Hugo and Biden....Together at last!

[Yorlik803]

Karl Rove fired up the earthquake machine. Darn him.

[massgopguy]

AY AY AY es la maquina del terromoto del Haliburton!