Des Moines Iowa-
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can’t build on it, you
can’t grow anything in it. The government says it’s due to poor farming.
But I know what’s really going on, Stuart. I know it’s the queers.
They’re in it with the aliens. They’re building landing strips for gay
Martians.
Time to wear those tin foil hats !!!!
BTW The tin foil hats will protect you from the gaydar so the the gay Martians won’t implant little electrodes into your .....not going there......
I guess no one else understood your reference, you know, they're fine people, but they're content to sit back, watch a little Mork and Mindy on Channel 57, crack open a cold Coors 16-ouncer...they're fine people, but they don't know what the queers are doing to our soil!
I first became aware of the problem...
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!